The Angry Robin

The Angry Robin craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Angry Robin found a CD player that they would occasionally embrace. It was an unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Robin owned a dildo that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a dildo being the chosen thing.

The Angry Robin owned a bag of poop that they would throw. This is certainly a curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop of all things.

The Angry Robin found a rubber chicken that they sometimes cuddle. This seems a weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

The Angry Robin had a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes sleep with. It is an unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.