The Dodgy Robin

The Dodgy Robin craved for a sword that they would break. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Robin often carried a porno magazine to cuddle. One might say this is an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Robin found a cup that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was an unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Robin desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

The Dodgy Robin searched for a big sponge that they would often eat. One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Robin had a dildo that they liked to play with. It might have been a fairly funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo having that done to it