Depressed Robin

Depressed Robin found a piece of paper that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Robin, who thought it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

Depressed Robin found a cup that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to select.

Depressed Robin carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who considered it would be wonderful. A rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Robin craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

Depressed Robin desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would sleep with. It was an exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who feels it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

Depressed Robin often carried a radiator that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly surprising idea, to you, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was selected.