The Angry Robin

The Angry Robin had a stretchman that they would often worship. It would be an extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stretchman of all things.

The Angry Robin needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Angry Robin always kept a block of cheese that they would put in the bath with him. It is a weird exercise, to many, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Robin often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Robin, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Robin craved for a computer that they would put on his head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a computer is the thing to select.

The Angry Robin searched for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising operation, to me, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea was out of this world. A painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.