Troubled Robin

Troubled Robin always carried a hat to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who considered it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a hat being the chosen item.

Troubled Robin needed a spade that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a curious operation, to many, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a spade would be the chosen thing.

Troubled Robin searched for a helmet that they would often worship. It should be a curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a helmet of all things.

Troubled Robin searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be an exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea was amazing. A can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

Troubled Robin always had with them a can of Tango that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a fairly peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was sublime. A can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Troubled Robin desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who expected it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.