The Troubled Robin

The Troubled Robin owned a bottle of wine that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Robin, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Robin had a can of Tango that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an exciting activity, to some, but not to the Robin, who considered it would be out of this world. Strangely, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Troubled Robin always carried a tomato that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Robin found a pen that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Robin, who feels it would be fun. Remarkably, a pen being the thing selected.

The Troubled Robin looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

The Troubled Robin always carried a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been an exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a melon is the item to select.