A Red Robin

A Red Robin always carried a teapot that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be an original thought, to many, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

A Red Robin desperately desired a cucumber that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

A Red Robin craved for a radiator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is an odd proposal, to me, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

A Red Robin wanted a condom that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly original action, to some, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a condom being the item selected.

A Red Robin desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a fairly astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer having that done to it

A Red Robin desperately looked for a wig that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a wig was the thing that was opted for.