The Ugly Robin

The Ugly Robin desperately desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes eat. It should have been a new suggestion, to you, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Robin owned a set square that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Robin craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly original idea, to you, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Robin searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the thing selected.

The Ugly Robin desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes drop. It was an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Robin, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

The Ugly Robin often carried a ball that they liked to drop. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the item opted for.