A Depressed Robin

A Depressed Robin desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Robin desperately desired a sponge to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly original approach to life, to some, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item to choose.

A Depressed Robin always carried a melon to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Robin desperately craved for a set square to play with. It should be a different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who assumed it was entertaining. Strangely, a set square was the item that was selected.

A Depressed Robin needed a sack of potatoes to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes of all things.

A Depressed Robin always kept a toilet brush that they would eat. This is certainly a fairly astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.