The Brainy Robin

The Brainy Robin owned a painting of a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who considered it was wonderous. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Brainy Robin desperately needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Brainy Robin carried a mug that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was epic. Honestly, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Brainy Robin often carried a pen that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly curious undertaking, to you, but not to the Robin, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pen was the item that was selected.

The Brainy Robin desperately desired a little monkey to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Robin owned a block of cheese that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who assumed it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.