The Chinese Santa

The Chinese Santa always had with them a custard pie to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Santa looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally play with. It was a strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

The Chinese Santa carried a helmet that they would often put on his head. It was a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Santa always kept a magic 8 ball to put on his head. It should be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Santa owned a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly different operation, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Santa always kept a set square that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was fun. Strangely, a set square is the thing to choose.