The Stupid Santa

The Stupid Santa needed a bottle of coke that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Santa searched for a computer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was wonderful. Remarkably, a computer was the chosen item.

The Stupid Santa owned a custard pie that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to choose.

The Stupid Santa found a mug to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a mug is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Santa searched for a hat that they would often experiment on. It should have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Santa carried a block of cheese that they would worship. This might appear to be a fairly original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the item selected.