His Purple Santa

His Purple Santa found a spade that they would often cuddle. This could be considered an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

His Purple Santa always had with them a cheese grater that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

His Purple Santa found a vibrator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be an unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

His Purple Santa searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

His Purple Santa owned a pen that they would often embrace. It would be a new activity, to you, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be amazing. A pen is the item that was chosen.

His Purple Santa found a ball to put in the bath with him. It would be a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.