A Scary Santa

A Scary Santa wanted a mug that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Santa desperately desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be an exciting activity, to you, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a can of Tango being the item selected.

A Scary Santa wanted a helmet that they would often annihilate It is an odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a helmet is the item to opt for.

A Scary Santa found a tomato that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to select.

A Scary Santa searched for a stapler that they would share. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

A Scary Santa desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would embrace. It was a fairly odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.