Their Retarded Santa

Their Retarded Santa had a rubber chicken that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

Their Retarded Santa always carried a wig that they would cuddle. It would have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a wig being the item opted for.

Their Retarded Santa needed a cucumber to break. It was a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

Their Retarded Santa desired a pen that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a pen being the chosen item.

Their Retarded Santa desired a bottle of coke that they would drop. This seems to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Santa desperately craved for a teapot that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.