The Magical Santa

The Magical Santa wanted a chocolate bar that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be wonderful. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

The Magical Santa desperately needed a computer that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a fairly strange activity, to some, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be stunning. Strangely, a computer would be the item that was selected.

The Magical Santa needed a can of coke that they would occasionally smash. It would be a fairly funny operation, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to choose.

The Magical Santa needed a pen that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a pen being the chosen item.

The Magical Santa searched for a bag of poop that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Magical Santa searched for a chocolate bar that they would hug. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was wonderous. A chocolate bar is the item to opt for.