The Silly Santa

The Silly Santa looked for a mug that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Santa carried a CD player that they liked to share. It might be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Silly Santa wanted a can of Tango that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be an exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Silly Santa desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

The Silly Santa desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would put in the bath with him. It would be an extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

The Silly Santa wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a fairly original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.