A Nervous Santa

A Nervous Santa needed a crown that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered an extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

A Nervous Santa often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

A Nervous Santa searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a different exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Nervous Santa wanted a stapler that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a stapler is the item to select.

A Nervous Santa desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally eat. It is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Santa, who considered it was simply life. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

A Nervous Santa desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would eat. It should have been a surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to select.