The Anxious Santa

The Anxious Santa found a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Santa found a CD player that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a CD player being the thing opted for.

The Anxious Santa found a cucumber that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly different exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

The Anxious Santa needed a porno magazine that they would often put up their bum. It is a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Anxious Santa found a computer to hug. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a computer is the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Santa always kept a custard pie that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who felt it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.