His Grumpy Santa

His Grumpy Santa often carried a radiator that they would eat. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to you, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was out of this world. Strangely, a radiator was the chosen thing.

His Grumpy Santa desperately looked for a set of lego to put on his head. It would have been a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing to select.

His Grumpy Santa carried a computer that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a computer being the chosen item.

His Grumpy Santa desperately needed a stretchman that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the thing selected.

His Grumpy Santa desired a bottle of coke that they would often smash. One might find this to be a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Santa often carried a lava lamp to cuddle. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was simply life. A lava lamp is the item to select.