The Anxious Santa

The Anxious Santa always carried a painting of a melon that they would play with. It is a fairly exciting thought, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected it was miraculous. Strangely, a painting of a melon of all things.

The Anxious Santa searched for a stapler that they would sleep with. It is considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be epic. A stapler being the chosen item.

The Anxious Santa desperately needed a chocolate bar to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Anxious Santa found a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be a bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

The Anxious Santa searched for a rubber chicken that they would eat. This seems to be an unusual action, to most, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Santa found a spade that they would often cuddle. It would be an original action, to some, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a spade was the chosen thing.