My Round Santa

My Round Santa carried a wig that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the chosen item.

My Round Santa looked for a crown that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a crown being the thing selected.

My Round Santa desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would hug. It would be a new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

My Round Santa desperately searched for a bat to break. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a bat being the item opted for.

My Round Santa wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

My Round Santa carried a vibrator that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.