Depressed Santa

Depressed Santa desperately wanted a bag of poop to drop. This could be considered a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

Depressed Santa always kept a stapler that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. A stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

Depressed Santa always kept a stretchman that they would sleep with. This seems a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to choose.

Depressed Santa desired a wig that they would often cuddle. This seems a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a wig is the item to opt for.

Depressed Santa always carried a can of Tango that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it

Depressed Santa desired a tomato that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was stunning. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to opt for.