Their Round Santa

Their Round Santa owned a stretchman that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly new undertaking, to you, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the item selected.

Their Round Santa had a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes smash. It was a curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

Their Round Santa desperately looked for a vibrator that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

Their Round Santa desperately wanted a condom that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a condom was the chosen thing.

Their Round Santa had a can of coke that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly an original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

Their Round Santa desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.