My Boring Santa

My Boring Santa desperately looked for a little monkey that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

My Boring Santa found a teapot that they sometimes share. It is considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

My Boring Santa desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to hug. It was a weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

My Boring Santa owned a little monkey to drop. It is a fairly bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to choose.

My Boring Santa searched for a bottle of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

My Boring Santa always kept a sponge that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.