Naughty Santa

Naughty Santa wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly an odd activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

Naughty Santa wanted a melon to play with. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Naughty Santa carried a bat that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the item that was chosen.

Naughty Santa desperately desired a helmet that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet of all things.

Naughty Santa wanted a bag of flour that they would experiment on. It would be an exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

Naughty Santa found a painting of a melon that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.