Bewildered Santa

Bewildered Santa desperately desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Bewildered Santa desired a pen that they would occasionally play with. It is a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a pen was the chosen item.

Bewildered Santa craved for a set square that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been an odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a set square is the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Santa desperately desired a helmet that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Santa always had with them a toilet brush that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a different thought, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Santa desperately desired a crown that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the chosen item.