My Scary Santa

My Scary Santa often carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

My Scary Santa looked for a block of cheese that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

My Scary Santa carried a bottle of wine to cuddle. One might find this to be a surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Santa, who thought it was spectacular. A bottle of wine being the thing selected.

My Scary Santa desperately desired a pen that they liked to sit and look at. It was a fairly odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. A pen is the thing to choose.

My Scary Santa craved for a ball that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was awesome. A ball would be the item chosen.

My Scary Santa always carried a condom that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing selected.