Their Brainy Santa

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Their Brainy Santa craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a strange action, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. A rubber johnny is the thing to select.

Their Brainy Santa always carried a CD player that they would occasionally worship. It is a strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

Their Brainy Santa always kept a radiator that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been an astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Brainy Santa always had with them a vibrator that they sometimes break. One might say this is a weird activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

Their Brainy Santa craved for a wig that they would occasionally eat. It is considered to be a fairly odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the thing opted for.

Their Brainy Santa desperately desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item selected.