A Crazy Santa

A Crazy Santa often carried a cheese grater to share. One might say this is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was sublime. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

A Crazy Santa always carried a set of lego to break. This seems a curious operation, to me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item to select.

A Crazy Santa desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected it was fun. A rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Santa often carried a magic 8 ball to cuddle. It is considered to be a peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

A Crazy Santa craved for a set square that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Santa owned a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt it was spectacular. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.