Different Santa

Different Santa desperately wanted a cup to break. It was considered to be a new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a cup is the thing to choose.

Different Santa wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke having that done to it

Different Santa desperately desired a bat that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly different suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to opt for.

Different Santa had a stapler that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

Different Santa wanted a wig that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be a peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a wig having that done to it

Different Santa always had with them a rubber johnny that they would often smash. It was considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.