Fat Santa

Fat Santa carried a chocolate bar that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was magnificent. A chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

Fat Santa carried a ball that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

Fat Santa searched for a magic 8 ball that they would demolish. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

Fat Santa desperately searched for a bat that they sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

Fat Santa always kept a crown that they sometimes smash. It was a fairly strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is awesome. A crown is the thing to choose.

Fat Santa desperately craved for a pint of beer to share. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.