Big Santa

Big Santa craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes break. It might be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was exciting. A pint of cider being the chosen item.

Big Santa desperately needed a ball that they would occasionally throw. It should be an exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. A ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Big Santa desperately looked for a sword that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to opt for.

Big Santa desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. It should be an original proposal, to most, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

Big Santa often carried a cucumber that they sometimes break. It is considered to be an original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber of all things.

Big Santa always kept a dildo that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.