My Bum Loving Santa

My Bum Loving Santa desperately craved for a cucumber that they liked to embrace. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

My Bum Loving Santa always kept a wig that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a wig having that done to it

My Bum Loving Santa owned a bag of poop that they would sleep with. This seems to be a fairly odd thought, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

My Bum Loving Santa desperately craved for a CD player that they would often hug. It was a fairly unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Santa desperately needed a helmet that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Santa found a radiator that they would often smash. One might find this to be an original thought, to you, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.