A Naughty Santa

A Naughty Santa had a computer that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item to select.

A Naughty Santa carried a sword that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a fairly curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing to opt for.

A Naughty Santa found a ball that they would often hug. This could be considered a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the item that was chosen.

A Naughty Santa wanted a spade that they sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the chosen thing.

A Naughty Santa desperately needed a mug that they would put on his head. This seems a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a mug being the thing selected.

A Naughty Santa often carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese having that done to it