His Red Santa

His Red Santa carried a pencil sharpener that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

His Red Santa needed a lava lamp to try to balance on their head. This seems to be an odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

His Red Santa needed a painting of a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly curious exercise, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

His Red Santa desperately wanted a set of lego that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.

His Red Santa owned a vibrator that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

His Red Santa desired a helmet that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be an unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the item to opt for.