The Fat Santa

The Fat Santa craved for a sponge to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Fat Santa desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Santa desperately looked for a hat that they would occasionally smash. It is a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a hat being the item selected.

The Fat Santa always had with them a crown that they would often drop. It should have been a peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to opt for.

The Fat Santa owned a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was stunning. A can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

The Fat Santa found a pint of beer that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.