A Talented Santa

A Talented Santa always carried a lava lamp that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thought it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

A Talented Santa desperately looked for a pen to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a different operation, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a pen is the thing to select.

A Talented Santa looked for a lava lamp to insert somewhere. It should have been a funny activity, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

A Talented Santa needed a stapler that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

A Talented Santa always kept a big sponge that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be an exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was wonderous. Strangely, a big sponge being the item opted for.

A Talented Santa carried a stapler that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a new activity, to you, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the item selected.