Their Weary Santa

Their Weary Santa always kept a cheese grater that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who feels it was sublime. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

Their Weary Santa desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would put on his head. It would have been a new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

Their Weary Santa desperately looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was epic. A custard pie was the item that was chosen.

Their Weary Santa always kept a Harry Potter wand to cuddle. One might find this to be a different exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

Their Weary Santa often carried a big sponge that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a weird idea, to many, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

Their Weary Santa desperately searched for a pencil sharpener to eat. It was an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was exciting. A pencil sharpener being the item opted for.