The Crypting Santa

The Crypting Santa often carried a vibrator that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was simply life. A vibrator having that done to it

The Crypting Santa wanted a crown that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a crown being the thing opted for.

The Crypting Santa owned a mug that they would occasionally break. It might be a fairly curious thought, to you, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a mug is the item to choose.

The Crypting Santa desperately needed a crown that they would often experiment on. It would be a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a crown was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Santa desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Santa owned a painting of a melon that they would put in the bath with him. It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be spectacular. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.