Her Confused Santa

Her Confused Santa looked for a sponge that they would drop. It was an original action, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the chosen item.

Her Confused Santa always had with them a set of lego that they would often put down their trousers. It was a peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

Her Confused Santa craved for a spade that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Santa often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. A rubber johnny was the chosen item.

Her Confused Santa desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would cuddle. This seems to be a fairly new approach to life, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a porno magazine being the item selected.

Her Confused Santa found a little monkey that they liked to break. It might be a new operation, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.