The Cute Santa

The Cute Santa desired a CD player that they would occasionally throw. It might be a fairly curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a CD player being the chosen thing.

The Cute Santa looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was wonderous. A Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

The Cute Santa owned a can of Tango that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Cute Santa looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

The Cute Santa always carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Cute Santa always had with them a can of coke that they would often demolish. It would be a fairly bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected it was stunning. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.