The Exceptional Santa

The Exceptional Santa craved for a cup that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item to opt for.

The Exceptional Santa searched for a computer to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Santa, who considered it was amazing. Bizarrely, a computer was the chosen item.

The Exceptional Santa desperately needed a big sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Santa desperately looked for a tomato that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Santa desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Santa desperately looked for a bat that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been an odd action, to me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. A bat was the item that was chosen.