Their Adorable Santa

Their Adorable Santa always carried a crown to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

Their Adorable Santa desperately searched for a CD player to cuddle. It was a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the chosen thing.

Their Adorable Santa owned a spade that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly weird operation, to some, but not to the Santa, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

Their Adorable Santa often carried a wig that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a strange proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was selected.

Their Adorable Santa always carried a ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly original action, to me, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was wonderful. A ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Adorable Santa desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems an extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.