A Famous Santa

A Famous Santa always had with them a cheese grater that they sometimes break. This might appear to be an exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

A Famous Santa owned a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

A Famous Santa desperately looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes eat. It might be a funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

A Famous Santa desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

A Famous Santa always kept a chocolate bar that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a chocolate bar of all things.

A Famous Santa found a hat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item that was chosen.