The Lonely Santa

The Lonely Santa always kept a teapot that they would break. This might appear to be a fairly odd thought, to most, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a teapot was the chosen item.

The Lonely Santa carried a pen that they would break. It might be a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pen being the item opted for.

The Lonely Santa desired a big sponge to sit and look at. It is considered to be an odd exercise, to you, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was miraculous. A big sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Santa desired a ball that they would put up their bum. One might say this is an astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Santa always had with them a dildo that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Santa often carried a set of lego that they would annihilate It would be a fairly different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to choose.