Horny Santa

Horny Santa always carried a helmet that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was fun. A helmet having that done to it

Horny Santa desperately desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

Horny Santa found a mug that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a fairly odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the item that was chosen.

Horny Santa looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a new proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a vibrator being the chosen item.

Horny Santa desperately desired a sponge that they would often break. It would have been a funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the item that was selected.

Horny Santa often carried a custard pie that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. A custard pie would be the chosen thing.