The Red Santa

The Red Santa looked for a sword to share. It was a funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Santa always carried a teapot to smash. It would be a funny idea, to some, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Red Santa always carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

The Red Santa desperately needed a cheese grater that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

The Red Santa always had with them a block of cheese that they sometimes throw. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

The Red Santa craved for a dildo to drop. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to select.