His Handsome Santa

His Handsome Santa desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt it was wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

His Handsome Santa desired a cheese grater that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.

His Handsome Santa desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

His Handsome Santa often carried a condom that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who feels it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item that was selected.

His Handsome Santa always had with them a pen that they liked to throw. This could be considered a fairly weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a pen is the item that was chosen.

His Handsome Santa desperately searched for a big sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.