His Dodgy Santa

His Dodgy Santa desperately craved for a spade that they would drop. It is an astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing to choose.

His Dodgy Santa desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would worship. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

His Dodgy Santa found a spade that they would occasionally play with. It is a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a spade being the thing opted for.

His Dodgy Santa desperately needed a crown that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a crown being the item selected.

His Dodgy Santa desperately looked for a block of cheese that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. A block of cheese is the thing to select.

His Dodgy Santa desperately looked for a can of coke that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.